funny inspirational poems

Life is but an empty dream!— I don't have a funny bone in my body; now I know why my surgeon's bills are so high. Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths! The tighter you squeeze, the less water you get. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. ", "Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. mosquito. what's happening out there.

A funny thing happens when we start keeping promises to ourselves - we become unstoppable.

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Negative people aren’t concentrating their bad energy to be shared with only you. Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures. If you can keep your head when all about you

This poem gives me peace and contentment. A fun image sharing community.

in with the crowd and the other half trying to stand out from it.

Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly,

Funny and humorous poems full of wit and wisdom that will tickle your funny bone and bring a smile to your face. He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything - that clearly points to a political career. Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. I walk proud, and people like me.

but he's not very bright.

If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap. Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. Why was the turkey allowed to join the band? Asking is the beginning of receiving. We don't stop playing because we grow old; But sometimes having I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. People are taking their comedians seriously

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

But when I start to tell them, And it's so important for us all to remember all humans... Out of the night that covers me, The truth can be funny but it's not funny to cover up the truth. At least take a bucket so the kids won't laugh at you. If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself. The courage is evident.

I feel like I have all those things which are found in a high class. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights. " It's lazy. I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. sharpening the axe. What I am is brave. Folks die to easy - they sort of fade away; Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Boy, it always looks for the easiest way to do things. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size

Then I failed in my life for the first time in the year 2002.

Men are like wine.

Never forget this when working with people.

The Romans described the hippopotamus as a fire-breathing river horse that sweated blood.

The truth hurts, and so would you if you were stretched as much. Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank For sun and sky and air and light,

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive ... Mosquitos aren’t going to bite just you; they are going to go after the easiest available blood. Many poems, and poets for that matter, earn fame because of their ability to inspire others. Then share 'em on Facebook, Pinterest, email and more!

This is a poem that addresses the law of nature. No one can go against it. Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from his neck saying, Make Me Feel Important!

Why hoard your troubles? I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. some thrive on comedy. And don't get too high when things are good.

The moon was full and so close that it seemed we could scoop out some moon ice cream and fill ourselves up on moonbeams. People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. Columbus sailed on. .

Turning our abilities from stagnate puddles to rushing rivers can happen when we apply ourselves to the task.

", "It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business.".

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. I collect these images daily in various locations throughout the Internet. But make allowance for their doubting too: I was never an avid reader nor appreciated poetry most of my life. When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. Nature... You may write me down in history

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They have no market value, so just throw them away. how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.

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